The only things I remember saying while in labour were telling DH to shut up because he kept asking me if I wanted an epi (he says that he didn't ask very many times but obviously he asked 1 too many times for my liking).

The other funny thing, I was getting an epi (eventually asked for one) and my sister said "this is where I'm going to step out of the room" (she was never very good with needles). I was sucking pretty hard on the gas at that point but I managed to break away and call out "PUSSY!" to her retreating back lol.