I do remember saying that I wasn't doing this anymore and closing my legs. To which my mother replied it was abit late now to be shutting my legs.
PMSL Trish, that is sooo funny!

With DS I remember going "ooohhh f**k, f**k,f**k," not screaming but quite quietly. DH said not me "don't swear, it's not ladylike" well, you can imagine my reaction and my language to that!