LMAO! :laugh: this is making me laugh! I do agree about the one with pushing a pillow up behind your butt! Though DF still asks me why I'm putting a pillow under my butt! Hahahaha!
When i think of one, I'll post it :P
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LMAO! :laugh: this is making me laugh! I do agree about the one with pushing a pillow up behind your butt! Though DF still asks me why I'm putting a pillow under my butt! Hahahaha!
When i think of one, I'll post it :P
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Maybe this one is just me but...
If you are at the end of the TWW and you don't like the temp you just got, you keep taking it in the hope that it'll change to reflect that you may, in fact, be pregnant!! LOL! There were some days where I'd take it 300 times in the hope the first 299 were wrong LOL!
This one is probably just for the ACers...
When you first start AC you are obsessive about making sure that you are presentable 'down there', and touch up before each appointment... after a few months, you get to the stage where you remember you haven't shaved in a week just as you're getting undressed in the room!!!!
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Very funny Ren...This thread is a good laugh...
What got me was when I was 'putting it on' DH and he asks "Have you got mucus?" Damn... is it that obvious.
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Seriously hilarious! thanks for that thread, I needed a good laugh!
I like these ones:
- You remove all your DH briefs and replace them with silk, loose fitting boxers.
- You read the leaflet that comes with any medicine or pain killers.
- If you do the BD in the morning before you get up, you stay in bed nice and quiet for a while even if your busting for a pee!
- You put undies on under your jarmies after you do the BD, so good stuff doesn't falls out too far.
- You get really annoyed if DH wants to put good stuff somewhere else, you think 'what a waste!'.
- If you suspect DH is taking care of himself you get annoyed at the wastage
(sorry those two are probably a bit gross).
- You have people over or your at someone else's place and you know your ovulating, so you try and sneek your DH for a quicky in the bathroom.
- You spend most of you day googling and reading forums instead of doing your work!
Ok thI guess my concious is getting the better of me...better get back to work!
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ren - these are funny, thanks for the laugh
okay this is another one for the end of the tww and one i remember doing, even when af comes you still do a pg test cause your almost certain its not af, even though its in full flow (LOL ok so sorry if no one else has done this, *goes and sulks in the corner*)
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* You don't buy any new clothes because you're going to be pregnant soon & they won't fit.
* You buy clothes only that can double as maternity clothes, baby doll tops, longer styles etc.
* When O refers to ovulation not orgasm!
* It's quite normal buy both HPTs and tampons at the same time.
* You make a mental note of what day of your cycle it is before you say "ok" to a drink.
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sarah Yes!!! the irony of not wanting to tempt fate by not buying tampons, and the feeling that of course it wont be a BFP this time - it never is!
* buying bulk packs of pre-conception vitamins and always getting through them all
* discovering all the natural therapies etc you never knew existed or had tried before. AP, naturopaths, chiros, osteos, physios, homeopathy, reiki, reflexology, kinesiology, psychics, astrology, tarot, etc
* reaching the Medicare safety net by mid February every year
* getting to know your local medicare office staff on a first name basis
* challenging your dr on every change to your treatment - feeling like 'i know best'
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Klee- omg! I've done a HPT even when AF arrived!! lol but only once!! I was desperate lol now i've just accepted it when AF arrives as hard as it is....betcha many other girls have done the same!!!
Sarah - you got some good one's there!! I liked your first one cos i do that!! haha! and yes every time i looked at tops i say to DH 'yes this will be good for when i'm pregnant' and he just goes....tee hee....
oh you girls have all got great ones!!!! Keep em' rolling.....anything to distract us from the 2WW!!!!
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HA! This is me! I keep buying clothes I think will fit me when I am pregant too! I have also only been shopping at the sales on maternity wear, thinking I might need them shortly. How embarrassing! I am so hopeless!
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