Seriously hilarious! thanks for that thread, I needed a good laugh!

I like these ones:
- You remove all your DH briefs and replace them with silk, loose fitting boxers.
- You read the leaflet that comes with any medicine or pain killers.
- If you do the BD in the morning before you get up, you stay in bed nice and quiet for a while even if your busting for a pee!
- You put undies on under your jarmies after you do the BD, so good stuff doesn't falls out too far.
- You get really annoyed if DH wants to put good stuff somewhere else, you think 'what a waste!'.
- If you suspect DH is taking care of himself you get annoyed at the wastage
(sorry those two are probably a bit gross).
- You have people over or your at someone else's place and you know your ovulating, so you try and sneek your DH for a quicky in the bathroom.
- You spend most of you day googling and reading forums instead of doing your work!

Ok thI guess my concious is getting the better of me...better get back to work!