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    When I hold Kynan up to the mirror I say 'kissy kissy' and he leans out, opens his mouth up really wide, and gives his reflection a big sloppy kiss LOL. So cute! And the other day he went to kiss one of our cats on the nose. She leaned in at the same time to sniff his mouth LOL.


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    Almost 4 year old Isobel came into my bedroom wearing her undies on her head! She called it her "knickse hat"! I was ROFLMAO! The photos are going to be great at her 18th...

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    Another Kynan moment. We were waiting at the OB's the other day and the receptionist cleared her throat and coughed. Well... Kynan loves coughing, thinks it's very funny. A second later he starts doing a series of very fake coughs, copying the receptionist. Very embarrassing LOL!

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    Aaron reads Zander a book every night before bed called Time For Bed Pip so when he's in his jammies he goes to daddy and say "dad pip?". On Monday night Aaron was out and as soon as Zander had his jammies on he went look for daddy.... So he's running round the house going "daaad pip?" "daaaaaaaaad pip?" "DADDY PIP". He was most unimpressed when I told him daddy wasn't home & mummy had to read pip tonight. He wouldn't listen & just took off to his room ready for bed.


    ETA: this one happened just right now!
    Zander was in his bedroom playing while I was out in the laungeroom on BB. I could hear him knocking & shouting something. I assumed he was knocking on the study door (which is next to his room) shouting for daddy. Sooo I left him to it. A minute or so later I thought what is he up to shouting so much.... I got up to go see him & realised he had shut his bedroom door & couldn't get out!! So the poor little guy was knocking on the door shouting for me to come rescue him * I thought he was playing

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    Omigod these stories are so funny I'm in tears. The one about the little boy who said the Ronald Macdonald statue was his daddy was my favourite!

    I don't have kids yet but my friends do and they've said some pretty funny things around me.

    One of my friends is very petite and has a very small chest. One day her 4 year old daughter grabbed my boobs and said "Look mommy, boobies! Where are yours?" She was so embarassed but I couldn't stop laughing.

    My friend's 2 year old son who doesn't speak a whole lot yet, got a call from his grandma around Easter, pretending to be the easter bunny. He wasn't fooled for one second though and immediately piped up "get real grammie"

    My friend was trying to teach her 3 year old brother about crossing the street safely. She explained that the orange hand signal meant stop, and the little white man signal meant it was safe to cross. She stressed how important it was that he never cross on an orange hand but to wait for the little white man to appear. One day they crossed the street and went into a corner store. The man behind the counter was dark skinned and her little brother looked at him and said "gotta wait for the white man" She was mortified!

    I can't remeber anything I did as a child at the moment though I do remember putting water in my potty so my mom would think I had gone pee so she would praise me. I never understood why she wasn't fooled.

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    On the weekend we were getting dressed and ready to go out for the day. the shirt I had layed out for Noah had writing on the front that said, I'm Trouble. Anyway, Noah asked Mark what it said and Mark told him. Noah tried to pull the words off the front of the shirt and said that he didn't want to wear it because he didn't want people to know he was naughty

    I said to Mark he needs to do alot more than not wear that shirt then

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    Marisa was chatting away to me in the car the other day about things that annoy her. She's going on about 'I don't like this' and 'I don't like that' and 'mummy, when people say THAT (i forget!) to me, I get sooooo p*ssed out!'

    I had the dilemma of telling her not to say it or she said it wrong LOL
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    Another one from Zander.....

    He was just sitting here holding the phone pressing buttons - 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 LOL then he put the phone up to his ear and started talking. He was chatting away for a bit, did this big fake laugh and said buh bye. He then put the phone down and went off to play with his toys!

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    I have to tell u about this hilarious thing my 3 yr old niece did about a month ago. She was here during the day, and as i look after her quite alot she has a box of her own toys and things here to play with. She went off for a sleep with one of her little plastic dolls. I hadn't realised there was a pen within her reach in my room - where she slept!!!!!!!! Later that night when my DH went to our room to go to bed he says "What the..." and begins to laugh. I come in and see that she has completely drawn all over her doll. But what was funny was she had pulled down the dolls pants and had very clearly drawn a mass over the dolls 'lower region'. We had a big chuckle.
    The next day when she came over we had friends here for dinner (SuzL actually ) and she was asked about it .My niece replies " yes - i drew on her bottom...and on her sexy" OMG - where on earth do these children pick up such things

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    I have some funnies that I remembered from Brandon. When he was about 2 I guess, I would ask him what he wanted for a drink, milk, juice, water, milo etc anyway oneday he turned around and told me that he wanted Yourlo..... Took me abit but I worked out that he was talking about Milo, as in MYLO. LOL.

    Also when teaching him his ABC's, I would say them and he would repeat after me, A,a, B,b jump ahead to S,s, T,t, U, me!!! hehe atleast he knew what the opposite was

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    My 6 year old nephew was in the bathroom the other day and was getting very frustrated. My SIL went down to see what the trouble was. She found him with wet hair and trying to style his hair like Superman (you know with the curl at the front). He however has short and kind spiky hair which of course wouldn't do what he wanted it to do. He continues trying for a little before giving up and saying "Stupid hair". Hahahahahahaha

    Also, he and his brother (4 years old) share a room, on their door they have a sign that says "No girls allowed, but mummy can come in"

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    When we told Ds then 10 - we were pg - he said loudly " do you mean you do it " with a very disgusted look on his face.He was so embarassed we would tell someone else about being pg (and we did it).

    Then this time round when 12 - when we said we were having 'twins' - he said " man that's gonna hurt" with a smile on his face .Dh & I almost choked on our dinner ... he knows where they come out !

    When he was 5 he watched the pregnancy/birth edition of the Human Body -unbeknownst to me.Then one day I was cooking dinner and walked out of kitchen to another room to check on him and ... he told me he told Miss R... his kindergarten teacher how the baby comes out from mummy's gina all covered in blood,lots of blood but it's okay she is not hurt , the mum screams a lot but no one is hurting her etc... I was so shocked I forgot I had pasta cooking on the stove and burnt them. I asked him where he saw this ... he said on your 'bideo' .It took a while to figure it out and I avoided the teacher the rest of the year.

    When he was 3 he called his 'penis' a 'penis' and MIL lived in a Granny flat out back... one day he saw her naked (well he did lots she didn't care :eek: ) and he asked her "Nanny where is your penis" ?

    The not so funniest thing he did at 2 was vomit all over the tram in Melbourne during peak hour - we were visiting Melb. and in middle of tram he says loudly ... "I gonna bommit mummy" - I had nothing handy not even a jumper - I say 'no D.... wait till we stop" ... he says it again louder ... to the amusement of a tram full of snickering adults - but we were sitting opposite the conductor guy and he shoves a plastic shopping bag at us - too late ...
    DS goes "blurrrghhh,blurrrghhh,blurrrghhh" and we half miss the bag ... all over the aisle ... more snickering as he says 'I told you I going to bommit mummy' ... we also had to stop oursleves from

    A few weeks ago just after I had the babies ... SIL told nephew (4) we were going to see Aunty Trish and the babies.The boys were in special care nursery so she told nephew he might not be able to go in - but he could see them through the window maybe - he says " Has Aunty Trish got a window in her belly ?"

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    Thought I'd share something funny Emily said the other day.

    We were walking thought a sports store and Emily and her dad walked passed a Huge punching bag on a stand...

    Emily said to her Father, "Look Daddy, a big doodle".

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    (maybe with lots and lots of Viagra??? and one of those enlarging devices you buy from the junk email???)

    We have: "Daddy's got a penis, and Ned has a penis, and I have a penis, and Mummy's fell off..."

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    Zander is a crack up with learning new words - his toy Nemo for the bath is called oh no!!

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    my niece is funny. Her brother has a doodle and her dad has a NOODLE. *L* Apparently because it's bigger, it's a noodle.

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    PMSL!!
    Mummy's fell off!! And the Noodle!! Hahahaha

    Sarah, It's funny the things they can't quite say, Violet thinks she is saying Wizard of Oz but all we here is 'blablabla Buz'

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    Oooh I thought of another one - oops is actually pronounced puss now LOL!

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