Dear Penguin,

Yes I know it's boring in there with nothing much to look at. But please please please for the love of sanity (mine!) could you refrain from sleeping all day while I'm busy then waking up and jumping on my bladder all night?

Love Mum.

Dear body,

You should be used to these pregnancy hormones by now. There really is no need for you to be still throwing up random items of food that I try to feed you with no apparent reason or trigger.

Regards, Me.