Forshelby-aww god love ya girl ramble away you have every right to bloody men!
And G strings i just have always worn i hate the undies creeping up your bum half the side in and half the side out so may aswell have all in hehehehe.
Surfboards how gross are they you feel every drip and gush and ooze so foul i used them when i first got my AF at 11 i lasted 2 days then snuck into my sisters draw stole a tampon went next door to the local park toilets and practiced until i got it right and have never gone back to surfies except when i have had kids.