haha im with the ladies who cant pick up hand bags and clean benchs as they go - some cleaning company could make some very good $$ selling preg shirts that come with leaning rags attached to the belly! ... as for the ladies who got stuck in the bath, that hasnt happend yet but i did get suck between a book case and the couch...DH had to move the couch for me
i had a classic one tonight when i saw my mum and dad and nanna...
she's 88 years old and showed ME how to get out of a chair easier then i had been!
When you would rather park a long way away from the door, in a park that has an Island next to the drivers door so you can open it, and hope that the walk to the shops will help induce labour.
You need to buy shares in Tena Lady
Your house smells like Clary Sage oil
All of your nappies and baby clothes have been washed twice and you are contemplating doing it again
You look for a toilet when you arrive anywhere, even if it is only 5 minutes from home.
You consider buying a 4 wheel drive or other high vehicle so that you can slide in and out of the car.
DH goes to sleep in the spare room because with both you and the body pillow on the bed there is just no more room, no matter how big your bed is!!
Some days you dont bother with knickers because they will get lost
Your thongs are getting tight because of the fluid retention
Your toddler is learning to fetch things for you, and can be trusted to get your phone for you when the big moment arrives.
You have your pregnancy record with you at all times
You have your birth bag in the boot at all times
Your freezer is so full of frozen meals that you dont have room for the weekly/fortnightly shopping.
You spend more time in the empty but decorated nursery than anywhere else, except maybe the toilet
When you waddle into a hospital for any reason everyone either suddenly makes room for you, offer you a wheel chair, or open the doors for you so that you don't tire yourself out. And they all make the same comment: "Looks like your in labour, you poor thing."
Had that happen last night lol, and I was there because of a nasty flu virus thats going around lol
Oh! That's a good one.... my toe nails.... they are soooo long I seriously need to cut them but just can't do it!!! DH won't go near em'!!
Although i can't complain as DH has been making me a bath every night
So i guess..... you know you're heavily pregnant when -
* you have to pay someone to cut your toe nails!! Looks like its a pedicure for me next week!
...when you don't even bother with reverse parking because its too hard to turn around to look where you're going...today I just did a dodgy nose park and put my hazard lights on. If anyone asked, I was going to point to the giant bump and say..."definite road hazard".
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