you know you're heavily pregnant when...

[Meegs]

Ironing in your bra and undies and burning your belly!! Ouch!

[Josephine]

oooh meegs! sounds painful!

[Heaven]

Ouch Meegs!!

[OceanPrincess]

When you're in a cafe and while the waitress is taking orders bubs decides to shove her head up into your ribs so you rub said part of belly, with an "ouch" expression on your face, and the waitress says "You're not going into labour, are you?!" while looking distinctly panicked...

[Danni]

omg, im sure this has been said before. But yesterday I shut the door and it collected my belly on the way. I guess I have popped more than i thought!

[Josephine]

Ocean Princess - i get that too, or if i have to sit down in a shopping centre cos im tired and sore and rub my belly people look at me funny as they walk past like they are scared my water is going to break right there in the mall!!

[Rinnie]

When you're in a cafe and while the waitress is taking orders bubs decides to shove her head up into your ribs so you rub said part of belly, with an "ouch" expression on your face, and the waitress says "You're not going into labour, are you?!" while looking distinctly panicked...

I had that happen to me the other night while we were at an Italian restaurant the waitress said to me that I should be at home incase i go into labour!!! hahahaha.

You know when your pregnant when you own a big 4x4 and struggle to get in and out of it! ( I own a Toyota Landcruiser 80 Series that are massive and I am struggling to get in and out of it! )
You have to get DH to shave your bikini line and anything else while he is at it!

You cant lean forward to reach a cup or anything in front of you with out having to use one hand to push yourself forward and hold you there.

You are now second best to your mum as the belly comes first now!!

Yeah the handbags and the benches I can relate to lol

I love the thread. what a good idea, its really cheered me up

[Nai]

You know you're heavily pregnant when you carry your 2 year old on your hip and she has to put her leg under your bust so that she can hang on as she can't get it around your waist anymore!

[LaDeeDa]

LOL i hear you on the Landcruiser - I can't get into ours either hehehehe

when you clean the bath with the mop because you can't bend down to scrub with a sponge

[OceanPrincess]

Hahahaha cleaning the bath with a mop

And Nai, your DD with her leg under your boobs...

Funny funny funny.

[LaDeeDa]

When you go and get a massage and the beautician with an absolute expression of shock and fascination states "wow I could actually see all the fluid shifting in your legs - I've never seen that before........."

[Heaven]

rofl Dee!

[LaDeeDa]

ankles? what ankles? I have CANKLES baby!!!

*sob*

[cocobambino]

My DH is a truckie, and everytime without fail after a trip away the first thing i get is "holy crap babe did u get bigger"

when DH has to lean over to kiss you.

ok so i made DH "cough" shave me "cough"

when the kids laugh at you coz u cant bend down to kiss them goodnight.

when u go to get ur child from school and u hear "not long now hey" from everysingle passer by, and all the school kids are whispering.

[Winter]

- When nosy ladies in shops ask you "how long to go now dear?" and upon hearing "2 more weeks" look slightly shocked and say "I dont think you're going to make it!"

- When your Obs tells you that he has theatre tickets for Sunday so would prefer if you didn't go into labour then!

- When you have a whole weekend to do anything you want to do, might be your last weekend baby free but the idea of getting out of comfy pjs and finding something to wear is too daunting to contemplate!

- Your husband / partner checks in from work morning, noon and night to make sure baby isn't making a grand entrance without him!

- When a grape that you have dropped rolls under the couch, you think, I'll get that next time...

-When you wake up starving at 5am and must, must, must have breakfast immediately otherwise you will waste away..then you eat 2 bowls of cereal and wander back to bed for another hour or 2 sleep

[mustangsachy]

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- When a grape that you have dropped rolls under the couch, you think, I'll get that next time...

-When you wake up starving at 5am and must, must, must have breakfast immediately otherwise you will waste away..then you eat 2 bowls of cereal and wander back to bed for another hour or 2 sleep

ROFL to grape ... hahahaahaha

also guilty of waking up at 5am for b'fast. however as i also had a bowl of b'fast at 11.30pm in bed seems a bit overkill. If only i could go back to sleep also -

[Just Me]

When you leave the house with 2 different shoes on because you can't see your feet.

[angelaartsstudent]

When you leave the house with 2 different shoes on because you can't see your feet.

I did this two weeks ago!!!

I have had SO many people telling me my bump is tiny for 30 weeks but I still can't see my feet, obviously.

(Edit: Just looked at my ticker. Hmm...no breast leak or BH for me...just a foot in my ribs for 2 weeks straight.)