you know you're heavily pregnant when...

[mustangsachy]

hahaha lots of funnies (because i can relate)

- when you make lasagna and *forget* to put the lasagna sheets in the darn thing. Thus creating meat and cheese pie..... i bawled for hours over this.

- when you touch your stomach at work cos bubs is moving around and workmates say 'you're not going into labour are you' with a scared look on their face

- when even applying mascara makes you out of breath!

- you wear the same 2 outfits day in day out - trying hard to mix and match but they're the only things that actually fit you and you can't be arsed going shopping for other clothes.

- when you have to ask DP to shave you cos you haven't seen that area for months!

[~Kaz~]

When rolling over in bed is absolute torture in your pelvis and hips, takes a full 3 mins to achieve, involves lots of sound effects such as grunting and leaves you puffing for breath and your partner making wise cracks about needing to hire a crane

[alioops]

When rolling over in bed is absolute torture in your pelvis and hips, takes a full 3 mins to achieve, involves lots of sound effects such as grunting and leaves you puffing for breath and your partner making wise cracks about needing to hire a crane

If only that was only when Heavily pg

When no one complains that your house is a mess, and tells you off if you start to tidy when they are there!!

[~ Mylitta ~]

When your boss mentions the need to cut an arch out of the desk so that I can move closer to the computer!

[[M]umma[M]ia]

I remember when i was about 36 weeks.

I was visiting the IL's and for some reason i was walking backwards (getting out of someones way i think) and i here a family friends go "beeeep beeeeep beeeeep" u know when a truck is reversing!!! hrmmm!

[Jahzara]

When your brother threatens to put a " WIDE LOAD " sign across your butt !