I don't think I register as "heavily" pregnant yet but here goes:

- When a man sitting next to you on the bus moves his knees an inch for you to get out and it is obviously not enough room, you want to thrash him. I'm pregnant, not just fat, damn you! The belly is solid, it's not going to fit through that gap! And it hurts when I squeeze it through!

- You get up 5 times a night to wee and must remind yourself to wake up FULLY to go, otherwise you will wet yourself.

- You throw a massive tantrum at the portracot becuase you don't understand the instructions on how to fold it out.

- There is no extra pillow/leg pillow/belly pillow on this earth that can make you comfortable in bed