I get the humour!

I can totally relate to the paranoia & being jealous. For instance : you're still breastfeeding... I wished for that. I couldn't know my boy would be born with a cleft palate which would change every idea I had about being a mother! Lucky for me, I have a wonderful support network (including an awesome DH) which helps me feel like I've done and am doing all I can to help my boy.

See - there I go on a rant!