Birth Bouncer - new career for Lulu?!!

[suse]

Leathers, dog collar, leash, whips, 7 inch heels,- sorry, is this security equipment or a props list for an S&M party? What kind of service are you offering here Lulu - sounds fun?!!

Luckily I was never in need of your services - my ever patient and wonderful parents came over to take DP and I to the hospital (at our invite), then came back to our place and waited, and waited, and waited, till 30 hours later DP rang to let them know I was going in for an emergency c/s, then two hours later rang back to let them know they had a grandson and would they like to come and meet him. Considering that I expected mum to excitedly barrel down the door within seconds of her first grandchild's appearance, I was impressed with her restraint!

[Amity]

Hmmm...seven inch heels... leather and chains...

How about a helluva lot of pre-chewed chewing gum and STICK them on the wall so they can't get off, and then shove a whole pre-chewed ball down their mouth to stop them from yelling? We might have to employ some teenagers to pre-chew the chewing gum...

I like the idea of a snarling dog- could be a lot of fun! With free tabasco sauce on every dog bite... sea salt extra.

Mind you, on the tabasco note... how about a water sprayer filled with a mixture of beetroot, garlic, tabasco and water? Mighty nice on the eyes, loverleee on the clothes!!!

Oh I better stop now, I'm having WAY too much fun with this one!

[Visitor7]

ooooooh, I'm loving this!! I'm due next week, reckon that's enough time to come up to Cairns I have my whole family & DH's family on the phone constantly ATM asking if anything is happening yet.

[all girls]

OMG too funny, i think you would be booked up super quick

[Amity]

Jodi, I think Lulu and I would love a trip to Cairns LOL!

[Visitor7]

Gorgeous time of year to visit too

[Lulu]

Packing my bags.....and my outfits!

[suse]

You can crash at our place Lulu & Divvy - as long as we get a demo of the leathers and the heels!

[Phteven]

Leathers and heels in the tropics?
Will that be a leather bikini?
Noice.

[Caramello]

Saw the topic and popped in - SO glad I did, I've been ROFL ever since!!!

GO Lulu and Divvy - sounds like an excellent idea!!

[alioops]

Gargy i bet you would make an excellent birth bouncer too! Lulu, when do training sessions start for you nationwide franchises?

[mrsmac]

It stunned me to hear about all these people who try and crash births! I was so lucky with my mum and MIL both were brilliant. My friend's MIL insisted on being at both her births, she could hae used you guys!! I will let all pg women I know about your great service, perhaps a gift certificate for baby shower gifts?

[Caramello]

Nah - Lulu and Divvy have the franchise Ali!!

Thinking seriously of hiring them when/if I need them!

[alioops]

Surely there is more demand than Divvy and Lulu can handle. I will take on Adelaide, but i might need help, there are lots of annoying family members here. what if there are 4 mum's needing the service at the same time? very likely scenario. especially for home births! not as many Middies to fight family memebers off at home births.

[Julie Doula]

Goooooo Lulu!!!!!

I love it.

[{sarah}]

Hey Lulu, forget bouncer-ing, want to come & answer my phone(s) for me???? I'm getting all the lovely "so is anything happening yet?" phone calls at the moment I need a phone bouncer LOL! You wouldn't need any equipment or fancy outfits...... LOL!

[alioops]

Sarah I will be your receptionist if Lulu is busy!

"Thankyou for calling Sarah, No she is not having any twinges and will call you when she is ready post birth. Dont worry, you will know when the baby is born and if Sarah was having twinges do you really think she would want to talk right now?"

"Ummmmm just tell her I said Hi, Sorry for bothering you."

[{sarah}]

Love it Ali, you're hired