Lol these r funny.

With ds1 I had the gas and the first suck I was standing and literally had to be caught by dh and the midwife on the way to the floor. My middy said she had over 20yrs experience and had never seen someone like that with the gas, after not long I was too out of it to even put the tube to my mouth during contractions so I stopped using it.

I was laughing to the point of tear and almost wetting myself, I told dh I wanted a maccas cheeseburger and I felt like going swimming, he said he was proud of me and I said no, I'm proud of yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu (like a drunk and with a finger pointing at him) lol

ds2 I didn't say anything funny, when I was pushing and the midwives came in dh stepped back about a metre and I said Phil, touch me (just waiting to feel he was there) afterwatrds he told me he almost cracked a joke and said "well that's how we got here in the first place" he decided it was unwise to say this haha but I remember the midwife laughing so she must have thought the same thing lol