Funny things you said in labour

[Ella]

I gave birth on Rememberance day 11.11.2008 and I remember seeing the minute silence start on telly and halfway through a contraction I said to DF very politely: "shh honey we have to be quiet now it's rememberance day."

What an idiot. I think the lovely men and women who died protecting us would have been ok with me making noise whilst trying to complete a feat many of them would have run screaming from!

[~Hestia~]

These are hilarious!!
I am such a potty mouth, I warned DH that he shouldn't be embarrased by all the swearing & carry on that he'll undoubtably hear when I'm in labour.
But I was actually extremely polite during the entire 22 hours
I said thank you everytime the midwife did a VE or checked my BP or bubs heart rate.
I excused myself everytime I burped.
Said a very meek & quiet okay whenever the midwife asked me to do anything.
I apologised when my waters broke on the floor.
VERY polite - DH & midwife were laughing at me behind my back!!