LOL these are great.
well i was in the spa bath having gas ad started blowing bubbles in the water, then asked for a sandwich and dropped it in the water. and laughed.
the lady asked if the gas was working and i said 'not as good as a cone!!!'
then when they asked if i wanted a mirror to see the head come out and i told them to get effed
ROFL!!! not as good as a cone ahaha

My best friend, after pushing for about 2 hours wailed 'can't someone just PUSH A BUTTON and make this baby come OUT!'