omigod these are hilarious!! Especially 'You've got blood on your face' I'm still pmsl!!!

With DS I was given gas first which they kept turning up, I kept passing out only to be woken by XP pulling the tube out of my mouth. I kept snatching it back. I loved the gas!

They then gave me pethidine, and I think once it got into my system my waters broke and I remember thinking how warm and pleasant it felt. But at that exact moment my body started folding like origami, I couldn't control what was happened and ended up yelling at XP to get the middie. I thought I was having an epileptic fit...turns out it was just my body pushing.

I only remember saying a couple of things, when DS was born and they kinda threw him at my chest I looked at him, then at XP and said 'He looks like an octopus'.

I remember saying 'ouch' when they were stitching my episiotomy up, and they gave me a local.

When MIL and my mum came in, I was so out of it from the gas and pethidine that when they saw DS I said 'Look what we made' and when they asked me what drugs I was on I kept saying 'meffaaaadone' I must have sounded and looked like a heroin addict! XP thought it was funny though.

See how we go with this one