Tell 'em you found her at the supermarket..........or this ENORMOUS stork brought her....
I'm SO gonna do that next time!!

I've had nice comments too actually. Old ladies have been very nice, I've found, perhaps because back in the day, more women had children young? A lot of women at the hospital I gave birth in said "That's how old I was when I had my first!" On the flip side, when I was having the threatened m/c and the Dr used the internal ultrasound, I asked if that was a condom she was putting over it and she goes "I'm surprised you even know what a condom is, being pregnant at 17". Stupid *****. I love the way KING EDWARD MEMORIAL HOSPITAL (in case anyone is thinking of birthing there - don't) didn't pass my complaint onto the appropriate people