One from today...
we got a trampoline for DD for Christmas, a big 12 footer with 125kg weight limit, meaning that both me and DH can go on it with her. Today, after bouncing bouncing bouncing I was stuffed and lay down on the mat and she snuggled up for one minute.
And then she said, "Mum, can we stop being married now and keep bouncing?"
I nearly wet myself laughing.