Miss 2yo is currently on bedrest with a sprained ankle. She's come out with some good ones
Me: Hows your foot?
H: My walk's all gone!!

*asking for a toy that's right next to her on the couch*
Me: You can reach it! It's next to you
H: No. I sad.

She's currently obsessed with that Trouble song by Taylor Swift. She walks around yelling "I want Trouble!!" and when it's finished "Trouble all gone!!"