Let me just say that yes, I am a pregnant, hormonal, emotional woman but I am sure that this rant would be completely, totally and utterly justified by any objective measure!

If one more person, j.u.s.t. o.n.e. m.o.r.e. p.e.r.s.o.n. says “Was it planned?” I’m going to, I swear I’m going to say this, “Well that’s a very personal question, so tell me, when did you last have sex and what sort of contraception did you use?” and then I’m going to deck them and then I’m going to S.C.R.E.A.M! Just for good measure.

WTF is wrong with the stock standard “Congratulations!”, huh?

And for the record I variously answer that question with:
“Yes”
“No”
“Umm”
“That’s too personal and I’m not going to answer.”