I hate labour! OK, it doesn't hurt and it's nice, but it lasts TOO LONG. How can you be in labour for a full day and not have a baby?

It's not that I want the baby out so much as every contraction or feeling of things happening is a false alarm and so that's one false alarm every minute, that's 60 false alarms an hour, so that's 1320 false alarms since I noticed the contractions change from BH to something a bit stronger. And DH just tells me to calm down and relax. I so want to be a seahorse.