you know you're heavily pregnant when...

[Winter]

- When nosy ladies in shops ask you "how long to go now dear?" and upon hearing "2 more weeks" look slightly shocked and say "I dont think you're going to make it!"

- When your Obs tells you that he has theatre tickets for Sunday so would prefer if you didn't go into labour then!

- When you have a whole weekend to do anything you want to do, might be your last weekend baby free but the idea of getting out of comfy pjs and finding something to wear is too daunting to contemplate!

- Your husband / partner checks in from work morning, noon and night to make sure baby isn't making a grand entrance without him!

- When a grape that you have dropped rolls under the couch, you think, I'll get that next time...

-When you wake up starving at 5am and must, must, must have breakfast immediately otherwise you will waste away..then you eat 2 bowls of cereal and wander back to bed for another hour or 2 sleep

[mustangsachy]

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- When a grape that you have dropped rolls under the couch, you think, I'll get that next time...

-When you wake up starving at 5am and must, must, must have breakfast immediately otherwise you will waste away..then you eat 2 bowls of cereal and wander back to bed for another hour or 2 sleep

ROFL to grape ... hahahaahaha

also guilty of waking up at 5am for b'fast. however as i also had a bowl of b'fast at 11.30pm in bed seems a bit overkill. If only i could go back to sleep also -

[Just Me]

When you leave the house with 2 different shoes on because you can't see your feet.

[angelaartsstudent]

When you leave the house with 2 different shoes on because you can't see your feet.

I did this two weeks ago!!!

I have had SO many people telling me my bump is tiny for 30 weeks but I still can't see my feet, obviously.

(Edit: Just looked at my ticker. Hmm...no breast leak or BH for me...just a foot in my ribs for 2 weeks straight.)

[tjford]

These are great!

You know you are heavily pregnant when:


- you go for a bikini wax and only discover after you get home that your undies were on inside out and that the nice beautician was too polite to tell u!!

- you hit your tummy on the door trying to squeeze into the cubicle of a public toilet! Those things are just not big enough!

[Just Me]

When your belly knocks over some poor man using a walker because you misjudge the space needed for your belly to move between him and the shelves in the grocery shop

[myson]

OMG Inside out undies !!!!!!!

.... you can sit closer to the desk again cos your belly has dropped ...

[Bridg]

When ur sitting on the couch, and u bend down to itch ur foot and u let out a huge fart.

[Bee83]

Hey Girls,

What a laugh but all so true i know im getting heavily pregnant when:
-putting on undies is a balancing act
-standing to shower is so hard to do i sit on the floor...then relaise i have to get up somehow! Really not pretty.
-now when i vomit i have to try not to wee myself too (unfortunately still a daily event)
-my mum on crutches with 6 hip replacements can out walk me.

Oh well not long now.

Love Bee

[angelaartsstudent]

When you wake up in bed needing to go wee but have left it a bit long so bladder is really full and sore...this results in shuffling down the hall like an idiot, desperatley squeezing your thighs together.

[Jas]

when ur looking at a preg magazine with the week to week outline and it has a picture of at conception with heaps of sperm at the egg and you actually almost cry due to all the possible could have been children that didn't "win the race".....that is some hormonal emotions for you!!!!