My DH is a truckie, and everytime without fail after a trip away the first thing i get is "holy crap babe did u get bigger"

when DH has to lean over to kiss you.

ok so i made DH "cough" shave me "cough"

when the kids laugh at you coz u cant bend down to kiss them goodnight.

when u go to get ur child from school and u hear "not long now hey" from everysingle passer by, and all the school kids are whispering.