you know you're heavily pregnant when...

[angelaartsstudent]

When you leave the house with 2 different shoes on because you can't see your feet.

I did this two weeks ago!!!

I have had SO many people telling me my bump is tiny for 30 weeks but I still can't see my feet, obviously.

(Edit: Just looked at my ticker. Hmm...no breast leak or BH for me...just a foot in my ribs for 2 weeks straight.)

[tjford]

These are great!

You know you are heavily pregnant when:


- you go for a bikini wax and only discover after you get home that your undies were on inside out and that the nice beautician was too polite to tell u!!

- you hit your tummy on the door trying to squeeze into the cubicle of a public toilet! Those things are just not big enough!

[Just Me]

When your belly knocks over some poor man using a walker because you misjudge the space needed for your belly to move between him and the shelves in the grocery shop

[myson]

OMG Inside out undies !!!!!!!

.... you can sit closer to the desk again cos your belly has dropped ...

[Bridg]

When ur sitting on the couch, and u bend down to itch ur foot and u let out a huge fart.

[mustangsachy]

myson: you can bend to itch your foot ...??

LOL to inside out undies.

- You know you're heavily pregnant when DP starts commenting on state of feet and suggests buying you a ped egg - then offers to give you a pedicure!

[angelaartsstudent]

When you seriously consider that even death itself must be more comfortable than the searing, all day heartburn you're being plagued with.

When at 31 weeks pg, your co-workers AND husband suddenly say "Wow you've popped!"

When you can hardly stand to sit in your office chair becuase of the back pain.

When pooing takes a 3-4 day digestion process then 30 minutes to do (once a week), leaning right back when sitting so there is actually some room for your intestines to work.

When you are SO tired when you get up to wee at night you either fall asleep on the loo or are so tired that you can't remember if you have weed yet or not.

[Serenitylee]

OMG I am sitting at my work desk almost weeing myself laughing at some of these! Sorry I know I shouldn't laugh but the way they are said just cracks me up

[Bee83]

Hey Girls,

What a laugh but all so true i know im getting heavily pregnant when:
-putting on undies is a balancing act
-standing to shower is so hard to do i sit on the floor...then relaise i have to get up somehow! Really not pretty.
-now when i vomit i have to try not to wee myself too (unfortunately still a daily event)
-my mum on crutches with 6 hip replacements can out walk me.

Oh well not long now.

Love Bee

[angelaartsstudent]

When you wake up in bed needing to go wee but have left it a bit long so bladder is really full and sore...this results in shuffling down the hall like an idiot, desperatley squeezing your thighs together.

[Jas]

when ur looking at a preg magazine with the week to week outline and it has a picture of at conception with heaps of sperm at the egg and you actually almost cry due to all the possible could have been children that didn't "win the race".....that is some hormonal emotions for you!!!!

[angelaartsstudent]

ANOTHER old lady let me on the bus before her today.

[alioops]

When, if you have to be admitted to hospital, they put you in the maternity ward instead of the sick people ward.

[joey123]

When you laugh so hard at these cause you know they are all soooo true, then all of a sudden your laugh turns into a cry and you're bawling like a baby!

[Turkish Delight]

you just want the god damn thing OUT

[angelaartsstudent]

When you go to the doctor mentioned severe rib pain, which you assume is just baby pressing up against it. Turns out the bone is definatley bruised and probably cracked. No xray during pregnancy of course so cannot confirm 100% but aaarrggghhhh the pain is very hard to handle. Can't bend, stretch, breathe, cough, dress myself, sit in my office chair - just want to cry!