you know you're heavily pregnant when...

[Jas]

when ur looking at a preg magazine with the week to week outline and it has a picture of at conception with heaps of sperm at the egg and you actually almost cry due to all the possible could have been children that didn't "win the race".....that is some hormonal emotions for you!!!!

[angelaartsstudent]

ANOTHER old lady let me on the bus before her today.

[alioops]

When, if you have to be admitted to hospital, they put you in the maternity ward instead of the sick people ward.

[joey123]

When you laugh so hard at these cause you know they are all soooo true, then all of a sudden your laugh turns into a cry and you're bawling like a baby!

[angelaartsstudent]

You go to sit down normally on your couch one afternoon and it BREAKS.

I kid you not. It happened.

[me83]

you poor thing! That really gave me a good laugh, but it doesn't sound like a very strong couch. I hope you didn't hurt yourself.

[angelaartsstudent]

LOL no but I got a bit of a surprise.

Luckily husband isn't too worried about it. I sms'd him after I did it (when he was at work) and apparently gave the office ladies a good giggle!

[Turkish Delight]

you just want the god damn thing OUT

[angelaartsstudent]

When you go to the doctor mentioned severe rib pain, which you assume is just baby pressing up against it. Turns out the bone is definatley bruised and probably cracked. No xray during pregnancy of course so cannot confirm 100% but aaarrggghhhh the pain is very hard to handle. Can't bend, stretch, breathe, cough, dress myself, sit in my office chair - just want to cry!

[Toomanytoomany]

...absolutely nothing your husband says is the right thing.

"You bump looks lower today." Don't say that, you'll get my hopes up!
"Your bump looks higher today." Oh shut up, I don't want to hear it.
"Do you want to make love?" Oh for goodness' sake, I'm the size of a whale and I can't move without a forklift, do I *look* like I want to make love?
"I don't want to make love." But I need your prostaglandins!!!!!!!
"You look so tired." Oh gee, thanks, I already felt like crap now you're telling me I look like it too.
"You look so lovely today!" Really? Well I feel like crap, and the least you could do is acknowledge it!!
"Do you want me to sleep on the couch tonight?" Noooo, don't leave me, who will rub my back?
"Do you want me to stay here in bed with you?" Noooo, I can't stand your snoring any more!!!!!

[Calluna]

lol TMTM that already sounds like me.

Also I did the roll of the sofa thing the other day. It was just too hard to sit up on my own and there was no-one here to help me. So I rolled off and got up from all fours instead. 5 mins later I realised what I'd just done and found myself thinking oh god, it's started. Lol.

Cant imagine what I'll be like when I'm bigger and hormonier. I'm only 25 weeks atm. rofl. I don't even have a big belly yet.

[Toomanytoomany]

lol TMTM that already sounds like me.

Also I did the roll of the sofa thing the other day. It was just too hard to sit up on my own and there was no-one here to help me. So I rolled off and got up from all fours instead. 5 mins later I realised what I'd just done and found myself thinking oh god, it's started. Lol.

Cant imagine what I'll be like when I'm bigger and hormonier. I'm only 25 weeks atm. rofl. I don't even have a big belly yet.

I shouldn't laugh but I am.

I said to dh the other day I can't understand why so many people expect me to get out of their way when we're in the shops or walking down the street. Changing direction is a major logistical exercise - I might rouse myself to do it to avoid being run over by a rubbish truck, but pedestrians... forget it. I'm heavier and grumpier than you. Go around me.