you know your heavily pregnant when

- the group of girls who shoplift from my shop every week see me loitering near the front of the store, i overhear one go 'ay shes pregnant' and they leave...maybe they feel guilty for stealing from a pregnant chicks shop??

- customers ask you to get something from the front of the store and when you come out from behind the counter and they see your belly they go 'oh nah its ok ill get it' ..... (damn right you will, the other day i sent a customer up a ladder to get the last pair of pants off a mannequin, naughty me but rather her fall than me LOL)

- when the ladies at coles ask if you need someone to help you take your shopping to your car (i no longer have to ask them)

- when the guy at BP on night shift feels bad and instead of making me pay thru the night window, opens the doors so i can come in and choose an array of midnite chocolates LOL