LOL i love this thread!!!

Yes i also thought i sounded similar to Darth Vader when i had the gas!!!!!
During transition i told DP to call my sister because i all of a sudden didnt want her there anymore as i was in too much pain lol....

I remember asking for an epidural and the midwives said 'oh no we will just try the gas and then maybe the peth.... i turned to DP and yelled THEY ARE NOT ****ING LISTENING TO ME!!!!!! lol oopsie

Also i needed to pee really bad while i was in the last stage and my student midwife said 'oh do you want to hop off the bed and go to to the toilet?' i replied 'THERE IS NO ****ING WAY I CAN WALK TO THE TOILET RIGHT NOW - GET ME A ****ING BEDPAN!!!!!!! lol

ummm also the usual i cant do this, im never EVER having sex again, get your hands away from me!

OH and.. Im pooing!! 'no your not!' YES I AM!... no laura you are not pooing... IM POOING I CAN FEEL IT IM SORRY!!!!... FWIW i didnt actually poo.....lol