Oh these are good!

I had the gas and told my husband that we needed to put oil on the grill. Dont know where that came from. Also said to him, the cats are in the freezer. (this makes a little more sense, as our cats are able to open the cupboard doors and get in to eat their biscuits, and we have an upside down fridge/ freezer)

I also kept apologising to the midwife.