Hehe I've been having nonsensical arguments with mine for almost 9 years (she was an extremely early talker). And as to the lunch? She makes her own, still complains about it and then when we buy her the ingredients she wants she doesn't eat them and STILL complains, and then we get into a big argument because we've bought her exactly what she has been whining she wants and she doesn't want them the instant we get them. You can't win.

And I too am a horrible mother for not buying crisps and lollies by the kilo. Fruit is not food, everyone knows that