My Mum wrote me a text message the other day, from her hotel in London, asking if I had heard the latest about male fertility and push bike riding (DH is a cyclist). I wrote back and told her that she shouldn't ask questions about her son-in-law's testicles.
HAD to chuckle at your response hehe.

My Mum asked me, during our stim cycle, if it was possible for me to ask FS to 'choose a female embryo' because she already has two grandsons, thank you very much. I told her it was illegal to choose the gender unless it was for genetic reasons. She then tried to think of some genetic reasons for me to have a girl.
Oh dear...

Im not going through IVF or anything but have been TTC for over 12 months; no matter who says it i HATE when people say "just relax, it will happen when you relax"

My mum doesnt really know we are TTC but i got...

"You and DP need to have a baby, maybe then you will stop buying pets..."

i love my mum to bits but i was so shocked, i think she was only joking at how many pets we have, but if only she knew what she ACTUALLY said to me ...