Well..

MY Mum.. told me she told my step sister about "our" situation - she is in her late 30's and her hubby is heading into the 40's and they TTC for 12 months and the only reason they conceived is because my step sister used to lie on her back and pedal in the air after DTD. Never the less, I was told that is what I SHOULD do - it works. So the topic of converstation always led to my mother discussing mine and hubbys sexual habits.

MY Mum .. came around yesterday and proceeded to bend over and talk into my stomach to the non-existant baby. Then tell us its a boy?? wtf??

MY Mum told us we should get a sperm donor.

My Mum told us to get someone elses eggs if mine dont work properly

My Mum told me we should adopt instead.

My Mum told me if we adopt, can I get a little asian baby with spiky hair or one with dark skin *they are so cute*

My Mum is clearly insane.