Just had to share this gem from DS (3.7) this morning.

DS: Dont go to work Daddy
DF: I have to go to work mate
DS after thinking for a couple of minutes: You're not allowed to go to work Daddy
DF: Well I'll tell <boss> and see what he says.
DS 5mins later: Did you call <boss> yet?
DF: No, I'll talk to him when I get to work and see what he says. Probably something like "if you dont come to work you wont have a job"
DS: Well Thats just stupid...