When one of my brothers, Matthew, was 2 (or there abouts, probably older) he would call a Truck a f*ck. And he'd get really excited so Mum & Matthew would be walking around some where, he'd see a truck and yell out "Look Mummy, a F*CK! WOW what a big F*CK!". He also learnt about male & female body parts, once Mum, Matthew, my sister and another one of my brothers were getting on a bus. He pointed to all the men saying "He dot a penis" and for the women it was, "She don't dot a penis".

When I was 4 I was sitting on Mums lap. I grinned up at her and said "You're going to die before me!" She said "well, that may be true, but why do you say that?" to which I replied cheerily, "Because you have wrinkles!". I think when I was about 4 I told a really lame joke (I'm embarressed just thinking about it!) when my parents had a lot of friends over. Everyone laughed and I got upset, cried and ran out of the room! Hmm I don't like being laughed at