Some of those stories are utterly horrible! Some people...

The one I got before Miss A, and for years and years after Miss A was always the same. I had Miss A when I was 17.... apparently I missed out on Life. I never got to experience life. I beg to differ. They went to clubs and pubs and got drunk and hangovers and dated a squillion people and shagged themselves silly. I created a little person.

Of the two, only one is the very definition of "Life".

Truth be told, I experienced life - what they were doing was their own business and I was completely uninterested in doing it. Still am. People have finally stopped saying it now, thankfully. No matter how often it was said though, I would NEVER trade my DD in on a bottle of rum and some pretty flashing lights. Its utterly ridiculous to imply I should have. I spent my 21st with my children, and we had a wonderful time. I don't need to live their definition of "life". I have the real one.