Raising-dancers - evolution actually hasn't been proven, at this stage it is just a theory, like creation.

As for the bible being chinese whispers - well there have been old old copies found (I think the oldest complete Hebrew bible was from AD 1008) and the variations between copies is minimal.
There were some scrolls found in 1947 (the Dead Sea Scrolls) containing text of 830 books - 202 of them biblical texts. There was a community living in that area from 250BC till about 68AD - so super super early, and again, the variations minimal. The sort of variations we are talking about are like spelling differences (eg color/colour)

Anyway, I think the bible - if you look into it - is very credible as a historical text. Especially the New Testament!