OK, that does it. Went to try on wedding dresses today, and although I'm usually a size 14, the wedding dresses wouldn't fit - unless they were an 18. And then the lady suggested a size 22!!!!

For goodness sake, I'm only 74 kg - since when is that a size 22? Or an 18?

So from now on, its lots of fruit and veg and no more pink tim tams.