Maddison was in the bath about age 3 & I was in the shower facing away from her shaving for a night of romance with DH...
We lived in a unit & the elderly people in the back unit were outside our bathroom window gardening...
Maddison says "Mum you missed some hair, I can still see some between your legs" I turn around & give her the look of 'SHHHHHHH' She says, "Well you have you've still got a patch of hair on your vagina!"

Funnily enough DH was out in the backyard talking to them whilst gardening & not having English as his first language comes inside & tells me "The neighbours are weird they both began giggling for no reason!"