Alright I have to add DD#1's stupid comments here... a little different cause she is 14 but funny none the less...

We had an exchange student from Japan stay with us last year and I was reminding her that it is her birthday coming up in May, she said, "but will it be May in Japan?" LOL

DP was cutting up some chillies for his burrito and asked me if I wanted some, I didn't because I was almost finished, DD#1 asks, "if you eat chillies won't it burn the baby's mouth?"

They were discussing Aboriginals in class one day and she asks, "how did aboriginals turn white?"

Alright this one is back in 2001, but it's funny...
My sister was getting married and there hadn't been much prepertion time. My mum says, "We've only had a fortnight to get ready".
To which DD#1 replies..."A FORTNIGHT!? More like two weeks!"

Ahhhhh... yu gotta love 'em!!

Tanya