this is such a great thread!!

My mum parked next to another car and said 'you won't be able to get past both the side mirrors' (they were right next to each other) I said 'of course I can!' NOOOO! Ended up squatting so my belly went under them!

Agree about the crumbs, I think I've brushed them off, and they have just moved down a level (which I can't see).

Cut myself shaving my legs 3 times last night!

Trying to DIY bikini wax, and having my belly stick to my thigh! - not pretty...

Getting up from sitting in a row of seats (at the movies) and hitting a man in the head in front of me with my belly!