Granny's I dont even see, it is the snails that go speeding past.

You know you are heavily pg when DH volunteers to hang out the washing and carry the dirty washing into the laundry for you, cos if he does then you might not be too sore to do other things.

You know you are heavily pg when the garage repair guy bumps you to the top of his 3 week waiting list to fix a cheap and nasty door that the department doesnt want to upgrade so they don't have to fix it again.