You girls have brightened my day. I've had a relieved giggle just now.
For those of you who don't know, I'm in the cops, and I spend a good part of my day working with fit athletic women. It's even worse when you catch yourself in a shop window whilst wearing the gunbelt that did fit properly - once.
Sad part is on my warrant card (ID) it says I weigh 54kgs. I refuse to change to my married name because it means I'll need a new card and therefore a new 9and probably way more accurate) weight - sad huh?
I have taken my measurements but no luck at the morgue today. I had to measure by myself - all easy until you get to the arm bit lol.