Jo, slap her, slap her! Slap her till she's red in the face. What a mean-spirited cow. She's obviously unhappy with her separation and wanted to inflict pain on someone else. How dare she tell you how you should feel about your own babies. Hissssssssssssssss!

Katie, glad your first day of maternity leave was so idyllic. Good on you for doing the creative writing course.

Helen, good to see you on Facebook. I never saw the point to it before but seeing everyone's photos is the best.

Cindee, that is seriously scary that you passed out for that long. Sounds like low blood pressure? Definitely too much exertion?

Sue, I haven't had those pains but it does sound like constipation. I forgot to congratulate you on putting on your ticker so quickly. That's throwing down the gauntlet, isn't it? Good for you!

Paula hasn't been on a while. Hope everything is OK.

How are you Tildy? How are the symptoms?

Rozzie, I'm going to bed at the same time as you tonight. I have a 7am flight to catch tomorrow. I set my alarm for 4.45am - that's just inhumane isn't it!!!

Check back this weekend.