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Knock Knock Jokes For Kids | 21 Funny Jokes

by Kelly Winder
Last updated April 18, 2015
Reading Time: 2 min
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Knock knock jokes are a simple delight for children. Year after year, knock knock jokes get passed along to children who try to outdo each other with the best knock jokes they know.

Here is a list of 21 funny knock knock jokes for kids. Either sneak these beauties past your kids on the sly, or print out the list so they can have some giggles amongst friends!

Do you remember any of these knock knock jokes from your own childhood? Don’t forget to share your own knock knock jokes in the comments section at the end of the article.

21 Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo hoo?
Don’t cry…

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nanna.
Nanna who?
Nanna ya business.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W, H, O.

 

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

 

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Do you have a cold?

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, I need to use the bathroom!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Huh, are you an owl?

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Impatient cow
Impatient co…
MOOOOO!!!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eat mop.
Eat mop who? (say this out loud if you don’t get it the first time!)
Ewww, that’s SO gross

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are yet?

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are yet?

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Juno.
I am who?
Juno that i’m out here, right?

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are yet?

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icecream.
Icecream who?
Icecream if you don’t let me in!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way to open the door?

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sultan.
Sultan who?
Salt n pepper.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a glass of water.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

 

Do you have any other knock knock jokes to add? We’d love it if you could leave them in the comments section below!

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Kelly Winder

Kelly Winder is the Founder and Content Director at BellyBelly. She's also a writer, doula (since 2005), and a mother to three awesome children. Kelly is passionate about helping parents and parents-to-be to feel more confident and informed about all things pregnancy, birth and parenting. Her other loves include travel, tea, travel, and animal rights and welfare. And travel.

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Comments 4

  1. Joan smith says:
    5 years ago

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Lydia
    Lydia who
    Lydia garbage bin!

    Reply
  2. Joan smith says:
    5 years ago

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Isabelle
    Isabelle who
    Isabelle necessary on a bike?

    Reply
  3. Elise Ruthven says:
    5 years ago

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Lydia
    Lydia who?
    Lydia trash can

    Reply
  4. cali says:
    6 years ago

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Toot
    Toot who
    I made a toot

    Reply

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